Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! Anyway, what’s up, guys? Erm...to those of u who don’t know when will the results be coming out, the fucking results will be released on 29th of December. So, enjoy urself first. However, I m extremely sure that all of u will pass with flying colors. So, don’t u worry. N oh yea, Penangnites felt an earthquake this morning about 9.50am. However, it wasn’t really that bad. It was jz a normal vibration. No great shakes. The doors rattle, the windows shook. Haha! Really funny. At first, I thought it was the monkeys again. But when I felt kinda dizzy, I made a conclusion that it was an earthquake. But it was funny as earthquakes shouldn’t happen at Penang. Alright, I guess, I should mop around this whole week. And the results? Three more days to doomsday. Alright, I guess that’s it for now. Bye n c’ya guys. Me, signing out as Elmo! Elmo out!
Sunday, December 26, 2004
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Monkey See, Monkey Do
Hey, monkeys r really very smart! Truly smart! Some of them r even smarter than humans! However, they r very cheeky n naughty! Furthermore, they r not scared of us, humans! What’s happening to our world? Omigosh! Even monkeys r controlling us, humans! Guess what happened around my housing area. Those monkeys invaded our area! They ate our food, making loud noises n littering rubbish everywhere! N to make matter worse, we can’t even catch any of them! Although we have set up many traps, nothing worked out! Those monkeys r still wild n as bold as a lion! The residents in our area think that all of them r from the Botanical Garden! Those people who often feed them make them wild! They want more food! Without food, they’ll release their temper! N their kids r worse! They make loud noises! Usually, it would wake us up from our usual afternoon nap! Well guys, those of u who have any solution to this matter can post ur idea as a comment. Bye n c’ya! I’ve got to take care of those monkeys again. Elmo out! N have a happy merry
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
The Luxury
Oh, I can still remember the luxury I experienced when my aunt was back from Australia for holidays. I got free chocolates, nice clothes and great storybooks (except for the Harry Potter series). Yea, she brought lots of things back to Malaysia. However, she spent a lot whenever she was here as well. What do u expect? Our money currency was just like water to them. Usually, she would treat us lunch, dinner, or even coffee break. I enjoyed shopping with her as most of the time, she would buy lots of great stuff which I really appreciate them. Now, I truly miss the Starbucks and Coffee Bean’s coffee. Unfortunately, she can’t come back now as she’s in Australia, treating my sister Bob@Sherry like gold. I am sure both of them are enjoying life there. On the other hand, I am suffering like hell! Waiting for the PRM results! Oh my god! The doomsday and the terror will soon come, and I’ll be so dead!!! Alright, I guess that’s about it right now. Gotta run now! Bye n c’ya! Elmo out!
Monday, December 20, 2004
Resutls-Failure
Results Elmo's Trouble
Hey, what the hell is going on? When will they release the PMR results? I m going to be dead soon. omigosh! N especially if I fail, it'll be the worst! I will be so embarrassed! People will then spread rumors about me. They'll say, 'Do u know that Eu Jin from 3a1? Imagine a student from a good class failed!’ Oh man! N guys, never ever try to console me when I fail, k? I hate that. N please pray for me. Cuz as u guys know, PMR examination is the first important exam that will determine ur future. If i don't do well, my hopes n my dreams will not be fulfilled. Destiny's Child has fulfilled their dreams. What about me? Elmo hasn’t. Elmo still has lots of dreams yet to be fulfilled. These days, how can u earn big bucks without getting good results in ur exams? The only thing u can do is, u can sell pirated cds. Yes, that's a very profitable illegal job. However, the possibility of u getting caught is very large. Kalau kamu meringkuk di dalam penjara, sembahyang hari-hari pun tak berguna lagi. Alright, i m sure all of us wants to earn lots of money. However, without effort, how can we do that? By sitting on the roof, mopping around? I don't think so. N y must some teenagers be so successful? For example, in Europe, students aged 13-17 are mostly very successful. How can that be happening? In Malaysia, how much can u earn? 4 bucks per hour for a promoter? I don't think that's a good salary. No wonder foreigners love to come to Malaysia! To them, our currency is like shit to them. They can at least get 14 bucks per hour for a less tiring job! Think about it. Isn't that a dream come true? U can earn big bucks without any important certificate. N the people there r much more stylish n look better. Furthermore, they speak excellent English. Take for example Malaysians from Kay-Elle. They can only speak Cantonese n other unnecessary languages. Only a handful of them know how to converse in English! Even our national language, Malay! Most of them can pronounce those Malay words! How embarrassing! Imagine a citizen from Malaysia who doesn’t even know how to speak in Malay! In a nutshell, comparatively, Penangnites r far better than Kay-Elle-lians. Besides, the clothes and merchandises sold in Penang r much cheaper! The food in Penang is tastier as well. N r not so stuck-up! Those people in Kay-Elle thinks that they r so great. Their attitudes! Yuck! Meluatkan! Alright, there’s nothing else to say about them. So long for now. Me, signing out as Elmo. Elmo Out!
Brought to u by: 10:05:00
December 20, 2004
MTV Asia
St. Xavier’s Institution
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Wonka Chocolates
Compaq Presario
Santa’s Helpers
Hey, what the hell is going on? When will they release the PMR results? I m going to be dead soon. omigosh! N especially if I fail, it'll be the worst! I will be so embarrassed! People will then spread rumors about me. They'll say, 'Do u know that Eu Jin from 3a1? Imagine a student from a good class failed!’ Oh man! N guys, never ever try to console me when I fail, k? I hate that. N please pray for me. Cuz as u guys know, PMR examination is the first important exam that will determine ur future. If i don't do well, my hopes n my dreams will not be fulfilled. Destiny's Child has fulfilled their dreams. What about me? Elmo hasn’t. Elmo still has lots of dreams yet to be fulfilled. These days, how can u earn big bucks without getting good results in ur exams? The only thing u can do is, u can sell pirated cds. Yes, that's a very profitable illegal job. However, the possibility of u getting caught is very large. Kalau kamu meringkuk di dalam penjara, sembahyang hari-hari pun tak berguna lagi. Alright, i m sure all of us wants to earn lots of money. However, without effort, how can we do that? By sitting on the roof, mopping around? I don't think so. N y must some teenagers be so successful? For example, in Europe, students aged 13-17 are mostly very successful. How can that be happening? In Malaysia, how much can u earn? 4 bucks per hour for a promoter? I don't think that's a good salary. No wonder foreigners love to come to Malaysia! To them, our currency is like shit to them. They can at least get 14 bucks per hour for a less tiring job! Think about it. Isn't that a dream come true? U can earn big bucks without any important certificate. N the people there r much more stylish n look better. Furthermore, they speak excellent English. Take for example Malaysians from Kay-Elle. They can only speak Cantonese n other unnecessary languages. Only a handful of them know how to converse in English! Even our national language, Malay! Most of them can pronounce those Malay words! How embarrassing! Imagine a citizen from Malaysia who doesn’t even know how to speak in Malay! In a nutshell, comparatively, Penangnites r far better than Kay-Elle-lians. Besides, the clothes and merchandises sold in Penang r much cheaper! The food in Penang is tastier as well. N r not so stuck-up! Those people in Kay-Elle thinks that they r so great. Their attitudes! Yuck! Meluatkan! Alright, there’s nothing else to say about them. So long for now. Me, signing out as Elmo. Elmo Out!
Brought to u by: 10:05:00
December 20, 2004
MTV Asia
St. Xavier’s Institution
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Wonka Chocolates
Compaq Presario
Santa’s Helpers
Monday, December 13, 2004
Music n Variety With Elmo
Music N Variety With Elmo
Hey there, folks. The newest rock album this week was the Collision by Linkin Park N Jay Z. The album was a major sucess. Well, what do u expect? all of them are good singers. Especially Jay Z with his popular rap Encore. Numb/Encore was a big hit. It was in the billboard. I wonder how long can they stay there. However, u musn't forget about other albums. As Christmas is approaching, some people have their special albums jz for this festive season. Clay Aiken, American Idol Season 2's runner-up released a new album, ' Merry Christmas With Love'. It features good songs. However, almost all of them rymes with the usual song, 'Jingle Bells'. Oh yea! And not to be forgotten! Bill Goldberg, the former WWE star made a debut for a movie titled ' Santa's Slay'. It ought to be good as this is a horror-comedy movie. I can't imagine how Bill Goldberg can make people laugh, can you? And 'Ocean's Twelve', a movie starred by celebrities, such as George Coloney, Brad Pitt, Madd Damon, Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and lots more. besides, it's very funny watching this movie. Especially when the guys were stuck in the prison. haha!! You'll laugh like hell in the cinema's. Oh yea! let's not forget Tiger Cup. Malaysia lost 1-0 to Myanmar, which has been expected. However, there were no crowds. No Malaysians were watching that game. However, most of the spectators were from Myanmar! The Malaysians were trully embarrased as they were playing at their national stadium, Stadium Bukit Jalil! Besides, K.V.Saravanan did not upset the Malaysians. He did a very good job by assisting the players. Unfortunately, luck wasn't on their side. And Manchester United will be playing with Fulham tonight. Will Saha be playing against his former club? We'll have to see about that. Tomorrow morning, 4.00am(Malaysian Time) will be the match. Who will lose? Who will regain supreme? We have to stay up and watch the game. And not to be left out, the Armagedon! Great wrestlers will be fighting againts each other today. Will there be blood lost today? Alright, i guess that's about it right now. Me, signing out as Elmo.
Tiger Beer out!
Brought to you by: 09:51:17
December 13, 2004
Channel [V]
Sesame Street
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WWE
EPL
UK Billboard Countdown
Hey there, folks. The newest rock album this week was the Collision by Linkin Park N Jay Z. The album was a major sucess. Well, what do u expect? all of them are good singers. Especially Jay Z with his popular rap Encore. Numb/Encore was a big hit. It was in the billboard. I wonder how long can they stay there. However, u musn't forget about other albums. As Christmas is approaching, some people have their special albums jz for this festive season. Clay Aiken, American Idol Season 2's runner-up released a new album, ' Merry Christmas With Love'. It features good songs. However, almost all of them rymes with the usual song, 'Jingle Bells'. Oh yea! And not to be forgotten! Bill Goldberg, the former WWE star made a debut for a movie titled ' Santa's Slay'. It ought to be good as this is a horror-comedy movie. I can't imagine how Bill Goldberg can make people laugh, can you? And 'Ocean's Twelve', a movie starred by celebrities, such as George Coloney, Brad Pitt, Madd Damon, Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and lots more. besides, it's very funny watching this movie. Especially when the guys were stuck in the prison. haha!! You'll laugh like hell in the cinema's. Oh yea! let's not forget Tiger Cup. Malaysia lost 1-0 to Myanmar, which has been expected. However, there were no crowds. No Malaysians were watching that game. However, most of the spectators were from Myanmar! The Malaysians were trully embarrased as they were playing at their national stadium, Stadium Bukit Jalil! Besides, K.V.Saravanan did not upset the Malaysians. He did a very good job by assisting the players. Unfortunately, luck wasn't on their side. And Manchester United will be playing with Fulham tonight. Will Saha be playing against his former club? We'll have to see about that. Tomorrow morning, 4.00am(Malaysian Time) will be the match. Who will lose? Who will regain supreme? We have to stay up and watch the game. And not to be left out, the Armagedon! Great wrestlers will be fighting againts each other today. Will there be blood lost today? Alright, i guess that's about it right now. Me, signing out as Elmo.
Tiger Beer out!
Brought to you by: 09:51:17
December 13, 2004
Channel [V]
Sesame Street
Malaysian Football Club
WWE
EPL
UK Billboard Countdown
Thursday, December 02, 2004
whazzup?
hey therE? omigosh! i m so bored now....nothing else to do. as a matter of fact, i m jz staring at my elmo now....i reckon i m going crazy. remember to visit me in the hospital sakit jiwa when i m in a critical condition, k? thx, dude. erm....skewl holidays suck! i can't play my ps2 cuz itz spoiled. n i m broke. that's y life is so miserable for me. n waiting for my PMR results? god damn it! i don't even want to think about it. i hope u guys won't ignore me if my results r terrible....i might get 7F.....so, prepare for the worst, k? alright, i've got to go now. bye n c'ya. Elmo Out!
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Welcome
haha! welcome my foot! anyway, what's up guys? enjoying urself? i don't think so....anyway, i hope u guys love my blog. but i don't think u will. if u love elmo, u'll like this blog. simple as that! and my PMR results? itz gonna be dead. so, wish me luck in ur prayers n god blez u all. alright, i've got to run now. Elmo Out!
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